if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again
So my friend works as an overnight electrician at a local high school and he told me he keeps finding poop in weird places. Like a kid is pooping in bags and putting them places. But the kid can’t spell “crapper” so he just writes “the phantom creper strikes again” next to his poop piles. Creper. Like a man who makes crepes. This is humor to me.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like